Every night, the Husband asks the Child what he learned that day in school. The Child’s response is usually stilted and not very forthcoming. He would rather not talk about his school day… it’s just not his favorite.
Yesterday, though, the Child excitedly went and got one of his schoolbooks and proceeded to read his father a paragraph from it. Because he learned about the bowels. And poop.
My people, we have almost attained 12 year old boy status over here…

