August’s Searches.

A little late, considering it’s already the middle of September, but I thought I’d give you the most popular Google searches that have brought people a-visiting here at the Jammie J House.

Starting with the zinger of “cat throwing up and clenching stomach.” Now let me say this about that, if your cat is throwing up and clenching his stomach at the same time, your cat apparently has hands, not paws and belongs in Narnia. I assume Narnian cats get fur balls, too.

dead hummingbird” — dear heavens above, please don’t let me see that. I love those little birds way too much.

husband gyn appointment” — ummm, not sure what’s going on here, but if you’re trying to get pregnant and it’s not working? This could be your problem.

no shampoo hair” — nope, no shampoo hair here. For reals.

jammy siting on the tolit.com” — we all sit on the “tolit” at one point or another throughout the day, most of us multiple times a day. Not sure I’d buy the domain name for it, though, and really not sure I’d be Googling it –“toilit siting” is not that special or unique.

poop largest” — you might find something about that in the Guinness Book of World Records and I can tell you that I wouldn’t want to be the one taking measurements.

j clips for hair why so expensive” — probably because the inventors have bills to pay?

price “deep scaling” 94107” — I don’t live in the 94107, but for the zip I live in, it was pretty expensive.

she gently rubs my bald head” — *ahem* Good for you. I’d say she’s probably a keeper…

…and it’s Thursday! We’re heading to Disneyland tonight just to hang out and enjoy the Mickey Mouse ambient goodness.

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6 responses to “August’s Searches.

  1. grrrace

    oh my. those are some strange ones this time. hehe.

    have a great time at d-land! 🙂

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    They’re getting weirder! Just got one today for “needle-torture.com” 😆

    ~Jammie J.

  2. getting your bald head rubbed…. that sounds so dirty!

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    You’re telling me! 😛

    ~Jammie J.

  3. Those were weirder than usual. Wherever it is, I hope the “poop largest” didn’t stop up the “tolit” for too long. Hope you had fun at Disneyland!

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    I should have YOU write the responses — that was really funny! 😆

    ~Jammie J.

  4. You’re going to Disneyland!!! Glad you take advantage of things in your area.

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    I’m so blessed to live where we live! There are so many things to do around here. 🙂

    ~Jammie J.

  5. grrrace

    wtf. ppl search for the weirdest stuff! hehe.

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    … and misspell their searches, to boot!

    ~Jammie J.

  6. daydreambetty

    LOL! I do enjoy these random searches.

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    I got some in the other day that were weird. Must’ve been a strange google day, I tell ya!

    ~Jammie J.