June’s Searches.

Last month there were some search terms that truly made me laugh out loud. I can’t tell you how much fun it is to see what people actually search for or how impressed I am with Google’s search engine — a search engine that will correct spelling by asking you, “Did you mean to search for…” Love it, an endless source of amusement.

Here we have the search requests for the month of June, by category:

boy rarely see father || the little boy space travel sad story || story about a little boy who can’t hear
Those do seem sad to me. I guess if you send a little boy into space, he would rarely see his father and might become deaf? Just trying to link ’em all together in my head, that’s all.

where can i get dermaswim || dermaswim at longs || is it safe to use dermaswim pro lotion?
I bought mine off their website. As far as I know, it’s safe, safer than all those steroidal creams the dermatologists are so fond of prescribing. Have to say, though, I didn’t see it at Longs.

where is pomona || where is pamona?
You had it right the first time, it’s spelled POMONA and it’s a bit of a drive to there from here, especially if you throw in the unpredictability of traffic. Friday night traffic in particular. Why IS Friday night traffic worse than the rest of the week, anyway? Anyone?

cornhusker city
Driving there from here would be an even longer drive than to Pomona.


dentman 09@gmail/com || dentman ga

The dentless ding removal company who took care of my car came to me. I don’t think he came from Georgia, though.

chinese needle torture || needle torture || needletorture
Acupuncture is a Chinese thing, while it may look like torture, if you have a good acupuncturist, it’s very relaxing. .

put an end to endo — Yes, I would like to.

faith goes up the stairs love has built, is this a love quote? I don’t know, it was in my book of quotes that I use for my Weekly Quote section over there —–>

buscar py love chat — there is no love chatting going on here. No love chatting.

gross crystal gayle hair — do you really think her hair is gross? I think it’s marvelous. Although the question has crossed my mind of how does she keep it out of her butt crack when she goes to the bathroom. That thought is a little gross, I guess.
movie scenes unpinning hair — would you like me to dim the lights and turn on some Barry White music?
sea salt and conditioner — I wouldn’t do that to my hair.
acv rinse black people’s hair — This is not something I’ve had to research, but you might find your answer somewhere in this website: KISS
scalpicin dried my scalp — not mine. It kept my scalp from having allergic reactions to products.
why club soda to rinse after swimming — because it removes chlorine
i wash my hair with club soda — I did, too, for awhile.
baking soda and acv for strength of hair — you have to play with the mixture for your particular needs.
suspicious moles on my scalp — get thee to your dermatologist!
suspicious mole scalp — again, get thee to your dermatologist!
hair caught in power drill — did you take a picture? You are not a dedicated blogger unless you took a picture.
lemon juice snopes hair — I thought snopes was a website, I didn’t know it had hair!
jammi tree stopping hair growth — what the hell is a jammi tree? Because I’m Jammie J. and my hair is growing just fine.
no poo asian hair — I’m sure there’s a way.
letting my hair go gray — let me know how that works out for you.
tea tree oil made my hair fall out! — Thanks for the warning!
missing chunk of hair— I’m sorry. I hope you find it!

long rogue hairs — I have one of those. It gives my husband nightmares because I refuse to pluck it.

biggest poop ever — Please come back and DO TELL, I love poop stories!

There you have it, what people were searching for in the month of June.

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6 responses to “June’s Searches.

  1. Those do seem odd and some of them quite unrelated to your stuff. I have feedjit which shows me the searches that led to my blog and they are mostly straightforward like “how to make a ribbon board” or “baby mockingbird” but it does kind of creep me out that so many people search for “I hate my skin.” I’m thinking about going back and changing the title on that post. The good news is, I hope I have helped a lot of people because my “touch control lamp” posts get hit every day.

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    Lots of people hate their skin, huh? Sounds like dermatology would be a steady job… I love that you’re so crafty, I guess it shows up in your searches. 🙂

    ~Jammie J.

  2. Funny, I know you writing about your hair, but I didn’t think you wrote about it *that* much!

    I have all kinds of big poop stories now that I’m pregnant. Unfortunately for you, I’m not going to share them on my blog! (Oh, that I had your courage!)

    Have a great weekend!

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    I guess it’s more what people are searching for than what I write… although once a week (or once every other week) is a lot of hair posts… 🙂

    You can email me your poop stories, if you want! hehehe

    ~Jammie J.

  3. tony

    Very Funny sweetie, Thanks God today is FRIDAY!!!!
    :mr.green:

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    😀

    ~Jammie J.

  4. tony

    :mrgreen:

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    😀

    ~Jammie J.

  5. Beth

    “movie scenes unpinning hair — would you like me to dim the lights and turn on some Barry White music?”

    HA!! That made my afternoon! I mean, the thought of you dimming the lights and turning on some Mr White music and unpinning your hair….niiiice!

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    I was thinking of you when I wrote that… 😉

    ~Jammie J.

  6. grrrace

    lol. funny! especially that biggest poop ever search. hehe.

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    I’m thinking they should either look at Guiness Book of World Records, or maybe their own toilet. hehehe

    ~Jammie J.