The Scene:
On Sunday, my husband had just arrived home after a day which included church, running errands, working, hanging out with his Little Bro and probably 10 other things I can’t remember.
The Conversation:
Him: Hey sweetie, I have something for you!
Me: You do? What’d’ya have for me?
Him: My Little Bro and I went to Barnes & Noble after the movie…
Me: Uh huh?
Him: And I saw this book and I said, “No way! I have to buy that for my wife!”
Him: *pulls a book out of a bag*
Me: *blink* Oh my word… you’re the best Sweetie ever!
A book entitled “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”
Isn’t that just something?
So, ya know, if your poo has been mystifying you lately, please feel free to ask away…
Jammie J's Quest 
Not sure what it says about your hubby that he’s concerned about your colonic health.
As for myself, I really like you, but not enough to discuss poo, at least, not on a personal level.
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Hmmm, well, it’s actually more opposite… I’m more concerned with HIS colonic health. Everything I feed him and everything I want him to do, the clinching line (so to speak, of course) is, “IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR POOPY!” He is constantly trying to convince me that his poopy is fine. Just fine!
I’m not a believer of that.
So, one might say I’m a poopy preacher.
~Jammie J.
Glad you don’t see that as a crappy gift.
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Definitely not! Although it sure talks about a whole lotta crap.
~Jammie J.
man, they have books for everything! hehe.
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…I’ve learned so much… hehe
~Jammie J.
Hey, my sweetie likes to talk about poo. So I got her a book to talk about poo…hehehehehe
love you sweetie XXOXOXOXO
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I love my poo book. It’s going into my poo book collection! Remember, I have “Everybody Poops”, too! 🙂
~Jammie J.
I have to getting a crappy present once in awhile, they can’t all not be great
hehehehe
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This was the best crappiest present ever, then!
~Jammie J.
I always wonder what my poo is telling me. I mean, it’s so quiet and mysterious. It’s impossible to look it in the eye and have a real conversation you know? And I just know it’s trying to communicate something me, but … what?
I want that book! I’m going to order it (rather than put it on my amazon.com wish list, hee hee).
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Yes, well, now you can speak its language and it will no longer be mysterious. Hopefully it will still be quiet though. 😛
~Jammie J.
“Poo” and “potty” have, once again, become part of the daily vernacular around here! 😉
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… you just can’t take me anywhere, I know! hehe
~Jammie J.
I think I can honestly say I don’t give a crap what my poo says. 😉
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*snort* 😆
~Jammie J.