Daily Archives: January 28, 2005

The Crazy Hair.

 

What I really want to talk to you today about is the Crazy Hair.

The Crazy Hair grows on the back of my leg, in my knee bend. For as long as I can remember, I’ve had this hair. A few days or weeks will go by and all of a sudden I’ll see that the Crazy Hair is back. I am impressed by its growing abilities, seemingly it grows by an inch at a time. I wish that the hair on my head would grow as fast as the Crazy Hair does.

It doesn’t seem to matter how I remove Crazy Hair, pluck or shave, it always returns. I have decided that, since no one checks out the back of my knees when it’s wintertime, I’m just going to let Crazy Hair go unfettered and see how long it gets. Right now, it’s about an inch and a half. I’ll let you know how it grows. I know you’ll be excited to check in on Crazy Hair’s progress.

The Crazy Hair …

 

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